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Y'all Motherfuckers Need Science Ugly Sweater, Funny Scientist Meme Christmas Sweater, STEM Teacher Holiday Sweatshirt, Unisex Xmas Jumper

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Item no. 3143


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Y'ALL MOTHER F*CKER sits above a cartoon of a scientist in a blue suit jacket and red vest throwing up his hands, with NEED SCIENCE printed underneath. Atom symbols, microscopes and lab flasks are scattered over the forest green body, framed by red and white diamond and circle bands, and the back repeats the atoms, microscopes and flasks without the text.

For science teachers, lab rats and anyone tired of bad takes at the dinner table.

The meme is dye-sublimated over the whole knit-look sweater in 300 GSM acrylic wool blend, a breathable fabric that keeps temperature comfortable. The green science sweater has a crewneck and long sleeves with ribbed cuffs, unisex sizes S to 5XL. Follow the lab protocol: inside out, cold water with like colours, gentle cycle, non-chlorine bleach only, low tumble dry and a cool iron if needed.

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