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Where's The Candy Funny Dark Humor Graphic Tee, Free Candy Van I Gotta See The Candy First Sarcastic Print Loose Fit Cotton T-Shirt

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Item no. 4656


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Dark humor done with a wink. The front print reads I GOTTA SEE THE CANDY FIRST in small orange letters, then THEN I GET IN THE VAN in big white block type above a battered white van with FREE CANDY scrawled on its side in red, finished with I'M NOT STUPID underneath. The cracked, weathered finish on the lettering gives it a worn vintage feel.

It comes on a black short-sleeve crew neck tee in soft medium-weight cotton with a relaxed, slightly loose fit and a seamless body for comfort. A good pick for anyone with a twisted sense of humor, it works for casual days, parties with friends or as a conversation starter at any gathering.

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