The Christmas Cake Is a Lie Portal 2 Ugly Christmas Sweater, Portal Gamer Holiday Sweater, Companion Cube Video Game Xmas Jumper
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Item no. 1544
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Description
A slice of pink cake with a cherry on top sits between a blue portal and an orange portal, with "Christmas Cake Is a Lie" written in green beneath it on a dark navy panel. Rows of Companion Cubes with pink hearts, little green trees, white turrets and more cake slices fill the blue bands, finished with lime green ribbing. Test subjects will spot the same cake scene on the back.
A sweet joke for Portal players who never trusted the promise of cake.
Dye-sublimation keeps every colour of the cake and portals vivid, so the print does not crack, peel or fade after numerous washes. Underneath, the fabric is soft and tough, warm yet airy, and resistant to shrinking, creasing and mildew. Lime green ribbing finishes the crew neck, elastic cuffs and snug waistband on the long sleeves and hem, and the sweater is cut unisex in sizes S to 5XL.
Size chart & fit guide
Tailor's tape
Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
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