Roses Are Red People Are Fake I Stay To Myself So I Won't Be On The First 48 Funny Graphic Tee, Vintage Casual Loose Unisex T-Shirt
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This black tee turns a classic Valentine rhyme into a street-smart warning. Roses Are Red opens in bright red capitals, followed by People Are Fake, I Stay To Myself, So I Won't Be On The First in bold white type, and the punchline lands with a big red 48 set inside square brackets, a nod to the true-crime TV show.
The front-only print is clean and easy to read from across the room, sitting centred on the chest of a soft short-sleeve crew neck tee with a loose, casual fit. It is a solid everyday shirt for anyone who keeps a small circle and minds their own business. Throw it on with jeans and sneakers or under a flannel for a laid-back look.
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