
Now I Have a Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Die Hard Ugly Christmas Sweater, Die Hard Christmas Movie Holiday Sweater, Xmas Jumper
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Item no. 738
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Description
A plain heather grey sweater with one famous line handwritten in red marker-style letters across the chest, ending in "Ho-Ho-Ho", straight out of the Nakatomi Plaza showdown. The back is left plain grey, so the message does all the talking.
A must for anyone who insists Die Hard is a Christmas movie, and will argue it at every party.
The red lettering is dye-sublimated, so it stays bright with no cracking, fading or peeling, even after many washes. The fabric is soft, durable, warm yet breathable, and resists wrinkles, shrinking and mildew, yippee-ki-yay. Crew neck, long sleeves, elastic cuffs and a snug grey waistband; John McClane would fit somewhere in the unisex S to 5XL range.
Size chart & fit guide
Tailor's tape
Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
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