My Advice Never Get Married Married With Children Ugly Christmas Sweater, Al Bundy TV Show Holiday Sweater, Funny Xmas Sweater
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Description
Al Bundy looks out with his usual weary expression in front of dark pine trees and a field of orange hearts. Above him the words "MY ADVICE?" ask the question, and below, "NEVER GET MARRIED, NEVER HAVE KIDS!" gives the answer in white on navy. Lavender and white bands carry snowflakes, little trees and zigzag borders all over the body and sleeves, and the back repeats the same scene.
A deadpan laugh for Married with Children fans and family gatherings alike.
The dye-sublimation print keeps Al Bundy's navy and white clean, with no cracking, peeling or fading wash after wash. Easy-care Married with Children fabric resists wrinkles, shrinking and mildew and stays soft, sturdy, warm and breathable, even through a long family visit. Black crew neck, long sleeves with black elastic cuffs and a snug waistband. Unisex S to 5XL.
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