Middle Earth's Annual Mordor Fun Run One Does Not Simply Walk Ugly Sweater, Lord of the Rings Christmas Sweater, Fantasy Xmas Sweater
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Description
A retro striped sunset glows behind a dark tower and a jagged volcano while three tiny figures sprint across the foreground. Curved gold lettering reads "Middle Earth's Annual" above the big distressed "MORDOR FUN RUN", with the quote "One does not simply walk" underneath. Golden rings and white snowflakes repeat across the black body and sleeves between fine dotted borders.
A wink for fantasy readers and running-club jokers.
The black, gold and grey design is dye-sublimated over the whole knit-look surface, so the vintage sunset keeps its colour. The base is a 300 GSM acrylic wool blend that breathes and evens out temperature, shaped with a crewneck and long sleeves that finish in ribbed cuffs. Wash inside out on a cold gentle cycle with similar colours, non-chlorine bleach only, tumble dry low, iron cool when required. Mordor runners get unisex sizes S to 5XL.
Size chart & fit guide
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Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
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