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Men's Naughty Ugly Christmas Sweater, Funny Phallic Fair Isle Holiday Top, Inappropriate Adult Gag Gift for White Elephant Parties

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A naughty, hilarious ugly Christmas sweater for men: a fair isle holiday pattern with snowflakes, reindeer and bells around a cheeky phallic graphic on the chest. The perfect inappropriate adult gag gift for white elephant exchanges and tacky Christmas parties.

Material: 100% polyester, lightweight crew neck sweater with an all-over print. Unisex, elastic, breathable and soft, long sleeves, loose and casual fit.

Sizes S to 5XL. Measurements may differ by 1 to 2 cm due to manual measurement.

How to order: choose your size, then pick the sweater color (Red, Navy, Black, Green, Yellow or Blue) and your skin tone (Tone 1 to Tone 6) from the charts in the photos.

Each sweater is made to order. Processing time is 3 to 8 business days. Actual color may look slightly different depending on your screen.

Size chart & fit guide

Tailor's tape

Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)Sleeve (in)
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5XL———

Measure a garment you already own and compare. Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.

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Delivery estimate

Handling1–2 business days—
Transit5–7 business days$6.99
Total delivery6–9 business days

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Business days exclude weekends and U.S. holidays. Estimates apply to orders shipped within the United States.

Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery.

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