Labyrinth Don't Ask Us We're Just The Knockers Ugly Christmas Sweater, Funny Door Knocker Holiday Sweater, Unisex 80s Movie Xmas Sweater
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Item no. 2833
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Description
Two golden door-knocker faces from Labyrinth hang on the green chest, one with its ring through its nose, the other biting it, while mustard lettering between them reads "Don't Ask Us We're Just The Knockers". White snowflakes cover the green body, with red bands of Fair Isle pattern, white gift boxes and zigzags at the yoke and hem; the back is snowflakes and gift-box bands.
A cheeky nod for fans of the Jim Henson classic.
Fabric: knit-look acrylic wool blend at 260 GSM, breathable and temperature-regulating, decorated all over through dye sublimation. Classic crewneck with long sleeves and ribbed cuffs. Wash inside out on cold with like colours using the gentle cycle; avoid chlorine bleach; low tumble dry; cool iron if necessary. Labyrinth fans can pick the Knockers sweater in unisex sizes S through 5XL.
Size chart & fit guide
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Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
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