Julius Caesar What Are You Gonna Do Stab Me Ugly Christmas Sweater, Funny History Holiday Sweater, Ancient Rome 44 BC Pullover, Xmas Gift
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A marble bust of Julius Caesar sits on a retro sunset of orange, gold and blue stripes, under the line "What Are You Gonna Do, Stab Me?" and above "Julius Caesar 44 BC". Around it, a cream body carries rows of tiny Roman senators, candy canes, little trees, garland swags and zigzag bands. The back mirrors the same sunset panel and quote.
Ideal for history teachers, Latin students and anyone who loves a dark classical joke.
Caesar's sunset panel is dye-sublimated, so its oranges and blues stay sharp and won't crack, fade or peel after many washes. The senator-strewn fabric is soft and durable, warm yet breathable, and easy care keeps it free of wrinkles, shrinking and mildew. White crew neck, long sleeves. Elastic cuffs, snug waistband. Unisex sizing S to 5XL.
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