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Julius Caesar What Are You Gonna Do Stab Me 44 BC Ugly Christmas Sweater, Funny Ancient Rome Holiday Sweater, History Buff Xmas Sweater

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A blue-grey bust of Julius Caesar in a laurel wreath sits on retro orange and navy sunset stripes, under the line WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, STAB ME? and above JULIUS CAESAR 44 BC. Rows of toga-clad Roman statues and marble busts circle the white body, joined by tiny Santas, candy cane bows, blue trees, gingerbread houses and colourful zigzag borders.

A witty pick for history teachers, classics students and Ides of March jokers.

Caesar and his statues are dye-sublimated across the whole knit-look body, made from a 300 GSM acrylic wool blend that breathes and helps keep temperature in check. The pullover has a crewneck and long sleeves with ribbed cuffs, in unisex sizes S to 5XL. Wash the Caesar sweater inside out, cold and gentle, with like colours; choose non-chlorine bleach only, tumble dry low and finish with a cool iron if needed.

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