I Would Dropkick A Child For A Diet Coke Ugly Christmas Sweater, Funny Soda Addict Holiday Sweater, Red White Knit Xmas Sweatshirt
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Item no. 2750
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Description
The cream chest panel carries the line "I would dropkick a child for a Diet Coke" in black script, with the soda name set in big red lettering. Red bands of silver bells, bows, snowflakes and little trees run along the yoke and hem, and the quote repeats down both sleeves.
Perfect for the coworker whose desk is stacked with silver cans.
Construction: knit-look sweater, all-over dye-sublimation print, 260 GSM acrylic wool blend fabric that breathes and helps regulate body heat. Classic crewneck, long sleeves, ribbed cuffs. Offered in unisex sizes S to 5XL. Care tips: inside out, machine wash cold with similar colours on gentle, non-chlorine bleach only, low tumble dry, cool iron if required.
Size chart & fit guide
Tailor's tape
Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
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