I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Ugly Christmas Sweater, Periodic Table Science Holiday Sweater, Funny All Over Print Xmas Sweater
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Description
"I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically" is spelled out in white, with the word SArCaSm built from four periodic table tiles: sulfur, argon, calcium and samarium in red, orange, green and blue. Green, yellow, blue and white Fair Isle bands line the shoulders and hem of the black body. The back repeats the SArCaSm tiles and the slogan.
A clever gift for chemistry teachers, lab partners and science nerds.
Dye-sublimation sets the tiles' colours into the fabric so they won't crack, fade or peel through repeated washing. Chemically speaking, the fabric is a stable compound: soft, durable, warm and breathable, and it keeps wrinkles, shrinking and mildew away. The periodic-table design sits on a classic shape with a crew neck, long sleeves, elastic cuffs and a snug waistband, sized unisex from S to 5XL.
Size chart & fit guide
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Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
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