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I Never Argue I Explain Downton Abbey Ugly Christmas Sweater, Dowager Countess Holiday Sweatshirt, British TV Drama Xmas Gift for Fans

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The Dowager Countess, in a green feathered hat, stands before a pink and purple sunset with the abbey's towers behind her, above her famous line "I never argue, I explain" in white serif type. White trees, orange motifs, snowflakes and zigzags fill the black bands, with orange trim at the collar, cuffs and hem. The back shows the same portrait and quote.

A witty, refined gift for Downton Abbey fans.

The sunset portrait is dye-sublimated over the whole sweater, so it stays sharp without cracking, peeling or fading. Her Ladyship would appreciate fabric that resists wrinkles, shrinkage and mildew. It is soft, sturdy, warm and breathable, and the cut is a proper crew neck with long sleeves, elastic cuffs and a snug waistband, available in unisex sizes from S to 5XL for upstairs and downstairs alike.

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