I'm Not a Pervert I Just Want a Turbo Man Ugly Christmas Sweater, Jingle All the Way Movie Holiday Sweater, Unisex Xmas Jumper
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Item no. 1482
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Description
Turbo Man flexes inside a lush Christmas wreath full of ornaments, candy canes and gingerbread, set on a golden yellow panel. White lettering above and below reads "I'm not a pervert" and "I just want a", leaving the hero himself to finish the line. Deep red borders carry snowflakes, little Turbo Man boots and yellow tree shapes, and the back repeats the same scene.
A cult-classic gag for Jingle All the Way fans and every parent who has chased the year's hottest toy.
Dye-sublimation makes the reds and yellows part of the fabric, so they will not crack, fade or peel even after many washes. The material is soft, durable, warm yet breathable, and resists wrinkles, shrinking and mildew. Yellow ribbing tops off the crew neck, the elastic cuffs and the snug waistband. Unisex S to 5XL.
Size chart & fit guide
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Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
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