I'm Fat Because Every Time I Screw Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich Funny Graphic Tee, Sarcastic Adult Humor Casual Cotton T-Shirt
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A big, blunt I'M FAT headline in white block capitals pulls people in, then the small print underneath delivers the joke: Because Every Time I Screw Your Mom She Makes Me A Sandwich. It is a classic your-mom roast turned into a shirt, built for the friend who never passes up a chance to tease the group chat.
The text is printed on the front of a black short-sleeve tee in soft cotton with a round neck, double-stitched hems and a loose, comfortable fit. The clean typography keeps it simple, so it works with jeans, shorts or sweats. Wear it to a barbecue, game night or a bar crawl and let the fine print start the conversation.
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