I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This to You Funny Sarcastic Graphic T-Shirt, Classic Crew Neck Cotton Unisex Streetwear Tee
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Item no. 4547
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Description
For the moments when patience runs out, the front reads I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This to You, mixing big white hand-lettered words with smaller lines in bright blue so the punchline builds as you read down the chest.
The tee is black, made from breathable 100% cotton with a classic crew neck, short sleeves and a relaxed unisex fit that works for most body types.
It is a natural choice for the office comedian, teachers, engineers, IT support or anyone who explains things for a living, and it pairs easily with jeans, joggers or shorts for an everyday casual look.
Size chart & fit guide
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Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
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