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Hans Gruber Falls From Nakatomi Plaza Die Hard Ugly Xmas Sweater, It's Not Xmas Funny Movie Christmas Sweater, Unisex Black Holiday Sweatshirt

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IT'S NOT XMAS arches over a retro sunset circle in orange, red and green, where the Nakatomi Plaza tower rises behind a falling Hans Gruber. A gold banner below finishes the joke: UNTIL HANS GRUBER FALLS FROM NAKATOMI PLAZA. White Aztec-style diamonds and zigzags cross the black yoke, little white trees and gold snowflakes trim the sleeves, and a row of white movie-prop silhouettes sits over a starry lower band.

For everyone who insists Die Hard is a Christmas film.

The artwork is dye-sublimated over a knit-look 260 GSM acrylic wool blend that breathes and keeps you at a comfortable temperature. Gold-and-black bands lead down long sleeves to ribbed cuffs below a crewneck. Wash it inside out on cold, gentle, with like colours, no chlorine bleach, tumble dry low and cool iron if needed. Yippee-ki-yay in unisex sizes S to 5XL.

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