Donkey Merry Kissmyass Ugly Sweater, Funny Christmas Butt Joke Holiday Sweater, Rude Gag Xmas Sweatshirt, White Elephant Party Adult Humor
$41.79
In stock — ready to ship
Item no. 3231
Express checkout
- Free shipping over $75
- Easy 30-day returns
- Secure payment
- Questions? We answer every letter
Description
A grinning grey donkey in a Santa hat looks back over its shoulder, showing off a red lipstick kiss on its rump, between the yellow cartoon words "MERRY" above and "KISSMYASS" below. Small red and white donkeys, snowflakes and knit triangles march around the black body, with red and white zigzag rows on the sleeves.
The joke lands best at a gag gift swap or a tacky sweater contest.
On the practical side, the donkey artwork is dye-sublimated over a knit-look acrylic wool blend of 300 GSM that breathes and evens out body temperature, cut with a crewneck and long sleeves that end in ribbed cuffs. The Merry Kissmyass donkey comes in unisex sizes S to 5XL. Keep the black base deep by washing the donkey pullover inside out in cold water with dark colours on a gentle cycle; only non-chlorine bleach, low tumble dry, cool iron as needed.
Size chart & fit guide
Tailor's tape
Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | — | — | — |
| M | — | — | — |
| L | — | — | — |
| XL | — | — | — |
| 2XL | — | — | — |
| 3XL | — | — | — |
| 4XL | — | — | — |
| 5XL | — | — | — |
Measure a garment you already own and compare. Between sizes? Choose the larger one for a relaxed fit.
Shipping & returns
Delivery estimate
Free standard shipping on orders over $75
Business days exclude weekends and U.S. holidays. Estimates apply to orders shipped within the United States.
Returns accepted within 30 days of delivery.
Customer Reviews
No reviews yet. Be the first to share your experience.