Stop Staring At My Cock Ugly Christmas Sweater, Funny Rooster Chicken Lover Holiday Sweater, Nordic Xmas Party Sweater
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Item no. 478
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Description
A grumpy red-combed rooster glares out of a black panel above the cheeky line "Stop Staring At My Cock" in white. Rows of little roosters, white reindeer, red Christmas trees and brown and white Nordic diamonds stripe the rest of the black body, with more roosters lined up near the hem.
A rooster pun for chicken keepers and anyone who wants the loudest sweater at the party.
This knit-look rooster sweater is printed all over by dye-sublimation on a 300 GSM acrylic wool blend that breathes well and helps keep body temperature even. A crewneck and long sleeves with ribbed cuffs give it the classic holiday shape, and the cheeky rooster comes in unisex sizes S to 5XL. Care is simple: wash it inside out in cold water with similar colours on a gentle cycle, use only non-chlorine bleach, tumble dry low and touch it up with a cool iron if needed.
Size chart & fit guide
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Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
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