Chicken It's Scream Christmas Ugly Sweater, I Don't Fart I Just Whisper in My Pants Funny Rooster Holiday Sweatshirt, Gag Xmas Party Top
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Item no. 3312
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Description
A goggle-eyed rooster in a Santa hat stands wrapped in glowing multicoloured bulbs, surrounded by green pixel pine trees on a black starry background. The joke runs in white blocky letters: I DON'T FART, I JUST WHISPER IN MY PANTS above the bird and SOMETIMES IT'S A SCREAM below it. A blue HO HO HO band, a string of fairy lights at the collar, blue zigzags and little red roosters near the hem round out the knit look.
A silly pick for the family prankster or a chicken-keeping friend.
The black starry rooster artwork is dye-sublimated around the whole knit-look acrylic wool blend of 300 GSM, a breathable fabric that regulates temperature, finished with a crewneck and long ribbed-cuff sleeves. Wash the crazy chicken inside out with like colours on a cold, gentle cycle, non-chlorine bleach only, tumble dry low and iron cool when needed; the rooster joke comes in unisex S to 5XL.
Size chart & fit guide
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Garment measurements, laid flat, in inches.
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